Pie or Die

Goodmorning! It's a beautiful sunny day, and the birds are chirpping. You wake up and ask yourself, "Should I go to the gym". [[Yes, I should go to the gym.]] [[No, I am too lazy. Leave me alone.|NO, Leftovers]]

You have now gotten up and changed. You get into the car, look into the backseat, and see your $10 Chick-Fil-A gift card. [[Ditch the gym. Get breakfast.]] [[Fight the temptation. Continue on.]]

You see leftovers. It is half of the banana cream pie you smashed your face in last night. [[Re-think your decision, and smash the gym.|Re-think your decision.]] [[Stay bent on being lazy and never workout.|Death]]

You have now decided that being lazy is unhelpful, so you get up and think:[[Yes, I should go to the gym.]]

Get pie. Live life. [[Hoorah!|End point, Failure.]]

You have failed. You are a failure. Do it tomorrow.

You have decided that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So you go to Chick-Fil-A, and go back home. [[Hoorah!|End point, Failure.]]

You have now arrived at the gym. You look to your right, and see teeny tiny girl scouts selling your favorite box of cookies, thin mints!!! [[Stop at the table. Buy cookies. Ditch the gym.]] [[Fight the temptation yet again, walk inside. Workout.]]

You have decided that cookies are more important than them gains. You go back home, sit on the couch and eat your cookies. [[Hoorah!|End point, Failure.]]

You have fought all the temptations that have crossed your path. You lift them weights, get them gains, and [[now you have abs...]]

...except your hella hungry and so after your workout you go to the cookie table, and Chick-fil-A, and eat that banana cream pie thats been sitting in your fridge as an accomplishment for your efforts... ...but hey, at least you got up today and did something with your life rather then stay in the basement and yell at your mother to bring you tater tots while you played fortnite.

Welcome to PIE OR DIE. [[Enter at your own risk.]]